When you think about it, bees probably do have really shitty lives. Not only do they labor under an evil tyrannical queen their entire life, but they're very misunderstood. Everyone thinks bees are going to sting them. They're not going to sting you. They just want to be accepted. Stinging is just their way of lashing out at the world which has persecuted them so long. So folks, take a bee home today. Pet it, nuzzle it, name it Graventine, and feed it pollen or whatever 3 times a day. Who knows? You may just find you've earned a new friend. [Insert image of child hugging a cute puppy here]
posted Nov 26th, 2006 ( permalink )
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