Pirates!

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: August 24, 2003

I'm so glad you could let me join your crew! Is it ok if i take my girlfriend with me?
Arrrr! There be no women folk on this ship lad. women's bad luck on a ship.
...then who do we screw?
Arrrr! good point, me heartie!
how did you convince the captain to let me on his ship?
um...i just know how to talk to him, I guess.