Cancerman, i'm afraid you have a pending lawsuit from some angry parents.
More dumb freaks angry that i'm telling children to smoke, and if they can't afford it then steal some?
no, the opposite actually. you promised in your commercial "the high of a lifetime". they're pressing charges for false advertising since you can't get high from tobacco.
um, shouldn't they be more worried about the all subliminal messaging and whatnot?
nope. from what i hear, there were a lot of unhappy children on christmas morning who were expecting some acid or coke...
