somewhere in iraq, saddam hussein was performing weird experiments on squirrels. i guess he was trying to make giant skyscraper-destroying squirrels or something. i dunno.
hey, squirrel. eat this.
what the hell is it?
um, drugs. really really good drugs. it'll get you really really high.
HOT DAMN!
surprise! it's not really drugs! it's actually a DNA altering drink! transforming the innocent squirrel into...
