i've been tracking this guy for a while. im ready to strike, but i can't just flash my badge on him. mainly because someone wrote "im a fag" on it. no, this mission was undercover.
you're under arrest! i mean, RAAHHHR! hows it going?
what are you, a cop?
n-no! of course not! i love crime! in fact, my hobbies in no particular order are: crime, trains, batman, dolphins...
it was almost too easy. the crook never saw me coming.
so, wanna take me to your covert drug operation scandal conspiracy thing?
