Dec. 5 Celebrate stuff and finally finish off the turkey from thanksgiving.
godamn leftovers.
this stuff has been reheated so many times. shouldn't it have been compressed into an igneous rock by now?
Dec. 17 Pick up tree.
i want thaaat one.
no you dont. i have a giant hole in the back. see? try and cover that up! why dont you get that stupid prick over there. his bottom branches are better formed.
Dec. 24 Buy Presents
paper or plastic?
I DONT GIVE A DAMN! JUST PACKAGE IT UP! YAAAGHH! HOLIDAY STRESS! HOLIDAY STRESS!!
