I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling.
Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available.
STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe?
Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong?
....but yeah, as great as the older, more developed women are, the best ones to get are the elementary school girls. they scream REAL GOOD. are you writing this down?
of course, but could you explain the triple penetration part again? i'm afraid i don't quite understand how that would be possible if you sewed the girl's mouth shut.