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YIELD, a superb game for boys, Yield involves one person (or possibly more, four- and five-player Yield still being in the developmental stages) attempting to balance for as long as possible by supporting himself upon the shoulders of two others as they walk along. The first one to â€˜yieldâ€™ is the loser. Yield is catching on around the world, and is an excellent, wholesome and enjoyable way for young lads to pass the time and build up their upper body strength, and the cry of, â€œcominâ€™ out for a game of yield, Howard?â€ can now be heard from Lochranza to Ahmedabad.

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Does Kelvin Need a Foreign Policy?

by arrandildocompany
4-22-03

Actually, it's preposterous to imagine them doorstep campaigning. Still - a cartoonistic device...


	A Labourette at my door. Tell me, did you support Blair's Iraq policy? Or did you call for his abdication?


	I... I... I can't tell you. It's a secret.


	How?


	Well, I was too scared of my constituents and local party officials to vote with him, but I knew if I voted against him John Reid would do cruel and unusual things to my bottom. So I shat it.


	I understand. Oh, could you give George Galloway this cake I baked for him? Don't tell him it's sprinkled with arsenic.


	Mmmm, marzipan! May I?

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