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YIELD, a superb game for boys, Yield involves one person (or possibly more, four- and five-player Yield still being in the developmental stages) attempting to balance for as long as possible by supporting himself upon the shoulders of two others as they walk along. The first one to â€˜yieldâ€™ is the loser. Yield is catching on around the world, and is an excellent, wholesome and enjoyable way for young lads to pass the time and build up their upper body strength, and the cry of, â€œcominâ€™ out for a game of yield, Howard?â€ can now be heard from Lochranza to Ahmedabad.

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Total Nihilism

by arrandildocompany
5-04-03


	Every time I close my eyes, all I see is this dark woman, holding her hands to her head and screaming horribly.


	Ah. Clearly the terrible recent images of warfare have made an understandably powerful impact on you.


	The Dildo Company of Arran would like it to be known that we are now offering out the irrelevant space between the first and third panels in future strips to commercial tender.


	Interested parties should contact outsidebroadcasts@hotmail.com and ask for Chief Negotiator Rabadash, or phone +441418821971 and ask for Des and a good time.


	Who said anything about the poxy war? It's just my way of dealing with exam fever. Here, you look like John Swinney, ya wank. Gettin' do'ed, half three.


	You're a child of the nineties alright.

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