Every time I close my eyes, all I see is this dark woman, holding her hands to her head and screaming horribly.
Ah. Clearly the terrible recent images of warfare have made an understandably powerful impact on you.
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Who said anything about the poxy war? It's just my way of dealing with exam fever. Here, you look like John Swinney, ya wank. Gettin' do'ed, half three.
