Fucked Up Dossier

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: July 6, 2003

Alastair Campbell, governmental Director of Communications, and a dossier of Iraq's alleged weapons of mass destruction -
Aw, yeah... girl, Ah wohnnuh treet tchu righ'... Ah'm gohn tayk it reeeal slow...
Ah'm gohn sex you up, all night lohng...
And later, sans dossier, in front of the Foreign Affairs Select Committee or somesuch -
Read the hole in my face where my lips should be. I did not have sexual relations with that weighty manuscript.
Is that why we went to war, cos you couldnae get yer hole?