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YIELD, a superb game for boys, Yield involves one person (or possibly more, four- and five-player Yield still being in the developmental stages) attempting to balance for as long as possible by supporting himself upon the shoulders of two others as they walk along. The first one to â€˜yieldâ€™ is the loser. Yield is catching on around the world, and is an excellent, wholesome and enjoyable way for young lads to pass the time and build up their upper body strength, and the cry of, â€œcominâ€™ out for a game of yield, Howard?â€ can now be heard from Lochranza to Ahmedabad.

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All The Trouble In The World

by arrandildocompany
10-10-03

Incoming British Ambassador Sir Emyr Jones Parry at the United Nations -


	Israel's airstrikes in Syria were an unacceptable violation of the sovereign terrority of that state. No one member is above international law. The UN is the proper forum for dealing with this stuff.


	Word up. Say, wait a second...

Meanwhile, in a suburb of Damascus -


	What, you're telling me this is a terrorist training camp? You're joking. You think we'd actually hit something that might be useful, rather than just showing off?


	It make more sense for you to keep on shoot children who threw pebble at you.

Whilst in Haifa -


	What, this is an Arab/Jewish restaurant? Aw, I thought I was blowing up the Lib Dems conference in Brighton. I've got shit for brains, me!


	That would explain why your brains are all over the toilets, then.

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