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YIELD, a superb game for boys, Yield involves one person (or possibly more, four- and five-player Yield still being in the developmental stages) attempting to balance for as long as possible by supporting himself upon the shoulders of two others as they walk along. The first one to â€˜yieldâ€™ is the loser. Yield is catching on around the world, and is an excellent, wholesome and enjoyable way for young lads to pass the time and build up their upper body strength, and the cry of, â€œcominâ€™ out for a game of yield, Howard?â€ can now be heard from Lochranza to Ahmedabad.

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This Is How The World Ends - Not With a Bang but a Whimper

by arrandildocompany
12-15-03

Saddam, quizzed and quizzing -


	What are you... an assassin? An errand boy?


	I'm a... er... well I thought this might look good on my CV.


	Er HUM. 'We are the hollow men, we are the stuffed men. Leaning together, headpiece filled with straw. Alas!'


	Huh huh, yeah you must have had a head filled with straw to have invaded Kuwait before you'd finished your nukes.


	By the beard of the prophet, you're getting on my tits even worse than that Jesus-praiser Tariq Aziz used to.


	Here, see when you were, like, the President, did you get to like shag Miss Iraq and stuff? Coooool...

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