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by aspaddict
8-03-05
Hi. I'm Elder Smith from the Mormon Church (LLC Inc). I'm here to tell you about Jesus.
Actually, I'm here to tell you about OUR Jesus - not the commonly accepted Savior of mankind.
See, our Jesus is better. He was way more holy than the normal Jesus.
And the Mormon Jesus was also a lot more humble than the normal Jesus.
Plus our Jesus was half cyborg. He had laser targeting and this really cool flamethrower in his ass.
..ok, I'll be straight with you - join the Mormon church and we'll let you wear our special underwear...it's really cool! (No, really...)
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