aw, fuck, santa! what are you whining about? can you just go back in time and warn them of our little visit?
someone said they saw a squirrel and a transient covered in blood leave the scene
dammit, rodney, i want an APB out on that homeless fuck- STAT!
no, we can't... it doesn't work that way, what's done is done
what! bullshit! give me back my diary! after we fix this mess, i'll show you how to really fuck up the last week of a mormon's mission in equatorial africa!
