atomiclunch
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Santa - Shaken, with a side of Scyess

by atomiclunch
9-10-15


	Santa, it's almost midnight. Shouldn't you be getting ready?


	I don't know, Rudy. I'm not seeing the R.O.I. that the shareholders expect anymore. This IS a business, after all.


	*There are no "good" kids, anymore. If I want to keep this place profitable I have to lose the "toy" cost overhead. In short, Rudy, fuck* the kids. They're bleeding me dry.**


	What are you saying, Santa? And is this tied in with the arrival of the big ovens?


	Toys are old news. Now, Elf Jerky, THAT'S where the money is!