atomiclunch
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No Chewing - Just Gum

by atomiclunch
9-11-15


	I'm sorry, I think there's been a mistake. I don't think you were the person I referred to in the ad. No offense.


	Well, the Missed Connection ad said, "You: Cute thing at Spruce and Main on Sunday at 9:15 showing awesome gum action, call 555-5555."


	GAM, gam action. There's the problem. I'm terribly sorry to have wasted your ti-


	Oh, I just assumed you saw me blowing that policeman with my teeth out. I'll just be going, then.

And Craigslist sparks another successful relationship!


	Honey, you don't have to get me liquored up. Just pretend that it'll get me out of a ticket.