Crack up? Crackdown!

Author: atomiclunch

Date: June 14, 2018

by atomiclunch
6-14-18
A seemingly dull day. Until!
This just in! I'm Taint Liqueur and DC is in full lockdown after an apparent coup, involving the white house and both houses of congress. Our own Horst Petard is reporting live. Horst?
Thanks, Taint. It's the bloodiest mess I've EVER seen and I hang out with Chen! Our government is in shambles. Some were spared.
Who were the lucky ones? Working people, mostly. Reporters, kitchen, maintenance staff and such. Very few in power are still with us, Taint.