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Expert Analysis

by atomiclunch
6-23-19

From Bloomberg, today: "Colorado's Ski Towns Could Fix the High Cost of American Health Care"


	Good news! Your insurance covers our new "Black Diamond" treatment regimen! We can start right away! Would you prefer a local or general anesthetic?


	I don't like anesthetics, doc. They make me loopy. Just fix me up!


	*AIEEE! CRUNCH* BASH OUCH! CRACK SQUINCH BIFF! ooog.**

"I really don't feel any better. Are you the nurs-" GRRR! *CHOMP!* "OUCHY WAWA!" *CHEW CHEW CHEW*


	So, how's the new system working out?


	Well, I get paid, you guys probably saved a couple hundred thou on that one, the bears get fed. It's a win-win-win, as far as I can see. NEXT!