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| I've decided not to get you anything for Christmas this year, because you celebrate Kwanza and I'm not really sure if gift giving is part of your religion. | |
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| I've decided not to get you anything for Christmas because I would have to buy it in a store that uses electricity and is probably a product made using electricity in some form as well. | |
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| I've decided not to get you a gift this year because you don't believe in God, and you need to get the fuck out of my Christian holiday. | |
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