If Death Was a Salesman

Author: backseat

Date: July 26, 2002

by backseat
7-26-02
If the Grim Reaper was a salesman....
You mean I get the Chopitall knife plus that nifty scythe thing for only $129.99?
Yep, sweet deal right?
I don't know....that seems like an awful lot.
How 'bout this. You give me $20 and you can try it out for the day.
15 minutes later....
Works every time. Heh eheh.