badkarmadetroit  

Sharks don't scare me. I'm more afraid of being attacked by a jellyfish.

I mean sharks are raw, man-killing beasts! If you get eaten by a shark, that’s a tough guy's way off the planet.

You get killed by a jellyfish, and your family will be embarassed.

At the funeral people would be asking my dad, ‘Damn Clint, I heard your son got killed by a ziplock bag. Is that true?’

He’d have to lie and be like, “Nope. Shark got ‘em.”

My epitaph would say, ‘You should see the shark.’