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Oh, Momoiro-san, this is America! People can make money at anything here!

Even producing low-rated cable shows on networks no one's ever heard of?

Well, now that you mention it... Dave's own paychecks have been a bit less than ours, haven't they? What was it, exactly...?

Mu. Maru. Rei. Zero.

Ah yes. Not much of a negotiator, is he? Well then, what is he doing to support himself?

As I understand it, so far no one will hire him. Not even McDonald's! That is pretty sad...