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Seriously, though... there'll be sausage gravy!

I thought you didn't even wanna go.

Hey, I'm just sayin'...

Anyway, I don't think I've even ever had sausage gravy. Nor heard of it, outside of your special.

Well, that just shows your obvious lack of culinary sophistication, my friend!

Dude, you may have been doing it longer, but seriously... don't even try to out-sarcasm me, okay?