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Thank you, my son, for recognizing the true meaning of Christmas, by rejecting commercialization!

Dude... where do I begin? Um, first of all, wrong holiday. You should be a baby this time of year.

True, but even so... from the very beginning, this was my purpose. I came to die for your sins.

In my bedroom?

Fine. Happy now?

It'll do in a pinch.