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Oh, the three of us are old friends!

True that! We go everywhere together!

Mmm-hmmm.

So like, wait... I'm willing to suspend disbelief on Jesus and Santa being pals, and Santa and Albert kinda makes sense, but how does a mouse get to hang out with Jesus?

Oh, I totally chewed away the ropes that bound him to the Stone Table, after the White Witch killed him.

Dude, you're thinking of Aslan! That's The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe! ...But it's a common mistake, it could happen to anyone...