banger

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"ive been prepping to go to law school since fifth grade, but id really rather just go to denny's and get a grand slam breakfast"

The Emperor Has Velvet Shoes.

by banger
10-25-02


	I don't care what anyone says. I consider us two of the funniest people ever.


	I mean, come on. Who else talks about Michael Jackson and Casio keyboard sex on a regular basis?


	We're like a living, breathing Seinfeld episode. A really, really bad one.