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"Weekend at Binny's, Part 3: The Final Cut"

by barcodeking
2-22-03

In a Cave in Waziristan


	We can't keep up the pretense much longer. They want to see video to prove he's still alive. We're going to have to kill him off.


	How about having him talk about martyring himself in the next tape? "Dying in the belly of the eagle," or something like that?


	Zawahiri, that's brilliant! Tell the audio boys to start searching for those words on the old tapes.


	Hey we've milked it for all it's worth. We've kept a corpse "alive" for a year and a half, but sometimes you just have to let go... I hear the Russians are talking about burying Lenin, too.