|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Yes, infidels, it is I, Osama bin Laden! No, I wasn't a DNA smear at the bottom of Tora Bora like you thought! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
| | |
| The 9/11 attacks were all your own fault for helping the Jews! We didn't hit wimpy countries like Sweden that were minding their own business. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| But you have that Bush guy, misleading you, reading "My Pet Goat" and making poor innocent Muslims into martyrs by the tens of thousands. | |
| | |
|
|
| | |
| But to show how nice we are, if you leave us alone, we'll leave you alone. Don't mess with us, we won't mess with you. Really. | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| So you have a choice on Tuesday: Elect the guy who won't stick his nose in other people's business, or get another four years of hell! | |
| | |
|
|
| | |
| "I'm John Kerry and I approved this message." | |
| | |
|
|
|
