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| So I bought some condoms for this weekend. Shit's expensive. | |
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| Bought some anal lube too. And picked up a bottle of gin. | |
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| If this is your idea of hitting on me: No. No way in the hell am I coming over. I don't even know you. Fucking creep. | |
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| Oh. No. I'm busy this weekend. Gonna be pet sitting my neighbor's dog. | |
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