Who will survive, and what will be left of them?

Author: battlekow

Date: October 26, 2003

by battlekow
10-26-03
What did you think of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake?
You know, everyone I went with thought it was scary, but it didn't really affect me.
Oh come on, it didn't make you jump? I was kicking the seat of the person in front of me and screaming like a little girl.
I wasn't really able to focus on what was happening in the movie--my attention was riveted on Jessica Biel's tits doing their Jello-in-an-earthquake impression.
Typical guy, goes into frantic seed-spreader mode whenever even the slightest hint of sex is presented, abandoning all high-level cerebral functioning.
Sorry, what did you say?