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| Can't wait for the Golden Girls marathon. What the?! Forproctologists whats up with your cable? Either I'm on the static channel, or it's out! | |
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| Thanks for calling Assholevision this is Burt Reynolds, how can I help you? | |
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| Yeah this is the Willa, I'm calling for a friend of mine. The cable is all fuzzy, it looks like pushing a piece of paper through a walruses asshole | |
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| Ok what I need you to do is open your computer up. Urinate on the motherboard, and defecate on the video card | |
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| Alright, no problem. By the way I loved you in 3 men and a baby | |
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