bigworm
stripcreator donor

pm : info

"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

CC 466:'LOVE LETTERS' TO ONE WHO HAS PASSED ON~ [#3 OF 5]

by bigworm
12-20-10


	'M' can only stand for the i'MM'ense disappointment I felt in you when you repeatedly declined and/or failed to perform completly normal sexual acts that I had asked you politely to perform.


	'N' is for 'NO' as in... "You ain't never gonna' say 'NO' 'NO' mo'!"


	'O' is for your apparently never ending need to say "Ow, that hurts...!", every time I 'youknowwhatted' you, as if I couldn't remember that from the last time!


	'P' is for 'PIA ZADORA', whom I'd have much rather fucked than you.


	'Q' is for the 'QUANTUM LEAP' our sex life took after the 'door-stop incident'.


	'R' is for 'marital RAPE', which you consistently obliged me to engage in over the course of our (due to your quirks), unusual relationship!