bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

GOD SEEMS TO BE GETTING A LITTLE SLOW... EH?

by bigworm
1-14-11


	Jesus! What's takin' you so long? We've only got 30 minutes before your appointment to die for the sins of others, and you're not the only one who needs to use the bathroom.


	Father, will I be able to use my hands to saw a plank when I'm on the cross? Will I be able to hammer a nail when I'm on the cross? Will my hands be able to use any of the tools thou hast given me?


	Of course not!!! Your hands are gonna' be nailed to the fuckin' cross!!! And just to set the record straight... you won't be able to jack-off on the cross either! Any more dumb-ass questions?


	No, I think you just asked the last one Pa. wap wap... wap wap wap...........wap


	Make that the last one! wap wap wap... wap wap... wap wap wap