bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
unknown author

I GAVE MY LOVE A CHERRYwood cross!

by bigworm
3-06-11


	Remember the other day when I said "I'm gonna' crucify you...", and then I said "Not!"?


	How could I forget? I was so dissappointed!


	Well, since then my love for you has grown so much that I've changed my mind. You're gonna' be crucified after all! Plus... to prove the depths of my love to any naysayers, I've added a bonus!


	Oh gee Dad, this is wonderful!!! Please, tell me what the bonus is.


	Get a load of this! I've arranged to have some of the meanest Romans whip the shit out of you while you're carrying your cross to the site! Now what do you think of that?


	Wow! That is over the top! That's the cherry on the thought that counts."