bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
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Re: ragu4u's 'Second Chances'...

by bigworm
9-21-11


	Look ragu4u, I'm thinkin' you're an alright guy, but you gotta' knock them Jesus jokes off. Plan to live right, ok?


	Absolutely sir. No more dumb Jesus Jokes. Plus I got me an 'Isotonic Gluteal Munch Clapper', touted as the No.1 machine to make your anus a prehensile organ.


	I swear by that machine. I use it five times a day! Look at my glutes! I can take the cap off a pepsi bottle, cork out of a wine bottle, crabs offa' pubic hair (my own if need be). I am the man!


	Your glutes are awesome sir, and all shiny too!


	*They're shiny for you boy! Whenever you need 'em, just give me a call. Right now maybe? Huh? clap clap, munch munch! You may never get another chance!*


	That would be a second chance I hope I never get the chance to pass up! Oh... there's my cancer callin', gotta' go!