bigworm
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

TO STEAL IDEAS FROM ONE PERSON IS PLAGIARISM. TO STEAL FROM MANY IS RESEARCH.
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cc557: IT'S REALLY 'AUNT SAM'!!!

by bigworm
6-17-12


	I'll answer before you ask... yes, I am the real Uncle Sam!


	I'm sure this is taking the world by surprise. Why have you been in hiding for so long, and what prompted you to come out of the closet (so to speak)?


	I represent our presentation to the world of our military might. Military might is a subject closely connected to penis size.So...


	So a woman in Uncle Sam's position would represent a military with a small... actually 'sans penis', a force of nothing!!!


	I can and will smack the shit out of your disbelieving face with my gigantic clitoris, right from where I stand, capiche?


	Do you mind my asking exactly how long our military might is, and noting that a clitoris cannot stand at attention?