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by billifred
8-07-04
At the Pets Emporium.
Welcome to the Pets Emporium. Is there something I can help you find, sir?
Yeah. I'd like a sack of hamsters- not too fat and not too lean. Something just right for cookin' up a mean stir-fry.
Uh, that's disgusting. This is a PET store. We don't sell hamsters by the sack-load and we don't sell pets for food.
Right, right... Heh! That was a joke, man; I'm a vegetarian. Can I get a half-dozen hamsters for... deviant sexual activity?
That'll be $17.50... For only $4 more you can get our special K-Y package.
Umm, no thanks. Do you guys sell soy sauce?
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