biped
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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

TED VS. TED

by biped
11-07-03


	I was once trapped in an elevator with Evander Holyfield and Vanna White.


	Well, I've been to the moon. That's right -- the moon.


	I keep my gardening tools in a toolshed on Pluto.


	Perhaps I should kill you..then my accomplishments will be greater than yours.


	I've already killed you and brought you back to life a hundred and eleven times, simply for my own amusement.