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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

CAPTAIN CHIP MEETS PROFESSOR FOOTHEAD

by biped
4-01-04

Starring Captain Chip as "Himself" and MikeyG as "Professor Foothead"


	Hello, there! I'm Captain Chip! What's your name?


	I have feet where my ears should be -- I cannot hear the things I see -- and thus your words are naught to me -- and vainly are they spoke by thee.


	Well, I'll be! That's the darndest thing I've heard all day!


	I see you speak, but hear I can't -- so useless is your silent rant -- a friendly fellow you, I'll grant -- my silly litte sycophant.


	Ha-ha, you're funny! Too bad you smell like a dead skunk!


	DEAD SKUNK?!! WHY YOU LITTLE -- I mean, hear you I can't --