FTC 31 -- BLAZING SPACESUITS

Author: biped

Date: April 14, 2004

by biped
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Um...find the FIRST most wicked witch, and kill her?
No...you must prepare to die. The oxygen supply in that spacesuit won't last forever, you know.