biped
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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

CC 240 -- "THEATER OF CRUELTY"

by biped
4-15-04


	Wow! Ever since civilization collapsed in the wake of a worldwide apocalypse, I just can't seem to get enough of camping.


	Hi, nice lady! I'm an orphan and it's my birthday -- will you please take care of me?


	Hey, neat! It's my birthday, too! But no...I won't take care of you. That would greatly deflect attention from my own, more important self-interests. Now go away.


	You -- sniff -- you look just like my mommy. Sh-she was beautiful... sob


	Well, DUH...of course she was beautiful, if she looked just like me...DUMBASS. Now get lost, before I shove your pigtails down your throat and yank 'em out your ass.