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DEATH IN COW COUNTRY -- Part I

by biped
4-24-04

The crime scene


	Inspector Tex, I'd say the cause of death is quite apparent in this case.


	Yep, Inspector Cowboy Bill...the victim seems to have had a full-growed cow shoved up his ass...sideways.


	What do you deduce might be the motive in a case such as this'n?


	Hard to figure. The perpetrator either had it in for the victim, or the cow...or both.


	Or...mebbe it was just the random act of an insane person...who considers this to be some grotesque form of artistic expression.


	Well, then, he'd have to be a student of surrealism. Because this sure ain't something Norman Rockwell would come up with.