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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
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DEATH IN COW COUNTRY -- Part IV

by biped
4-24-04

Inspector Tex closes in


	Don't let it worry you none, Inspector Tex...l've heard tell even the great Salvador Dali had problems performin' now and then.


	It's just this dang case I'm on, Belle...it's got me all hog-tied "down there."


	Well, there's worse things that could happen to you, I reckon. Like havin' a full-growed cow shoved up your ass sideways.

Later, at the general store...


	"Stay-Hard" creme? Hmm, seems lak I had a tube of that somewheres...


	It's fer a friend of mine. He's been -- hey, hold on a dang minute --