biped
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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

Aliens Are Dickheads

by biped
5-02-04


	PUNY HUMANS, YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR OUR SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY AND INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY. PREPARE TO --


	WHAT? YOU DARE TELL ME TO SHUT UP? YOU PUNY HUMAN --


	Fuck you. That "puny humans" shit gets real old after a while, dickhead. And you can take your whiz-bang technology and your whoop-te-doo intellect, and shove 'em straight up your fucking ass.


	BUT...WE CAN ABDUCT YOU AND ADMINISTER ANAL PROBES...


	So, you're like a high-tech gay prostitute who makes house calls. Golly whillickers, Mr. Intellect.