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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

The Rhyming News, continued (continued)

by biped
5-05-04


	And now in the news -- The Middle East blues. The Arabs hate Jews, a truce they refuse.


	In other news, Tim -- a woman named Kim, was married to Jim, till she rat-poisoned him.


	In the weather this hour -- a thundrous shower, has robbed them of power, in the county of Brower.


	And now for the sports! Where a boxer named Schwartz, has been put on report, for not wearing his shorts.


	On the lighter side now -- a Maine farmer dropped trou, and had sex with a sow, while french-kissing a cow.


	Ha ha, Tim that's funny, and my eyes are all runny. Now stay tuned for "Bugs Bunny", and then "Win Ben Stein's Money."