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| And now in the news -- The Middle East blues. The Arabs hate Jews, a truce they refuse. | |
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| In other news, Tim -- a woman named Kim, was married to Jim, till she rat-poisoned him. | |
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| In the weather this hour -- a thundrous shower, has robbed them of power, in the county of Brower. | |
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| And now for the sports! Where a boxer named Schwartz, has been put on report, for not wearing his shorts. | |
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| On the lighter side now -- a Maine farmer dropped trou, and had sex with a sow, while french-kissing a cow. | |
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| Ha ha, Tim that's funny, and my eyes are all runny. Now stay tuned for "Bugs Bunny", and then "Win Ben Stein's Money." | |
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