THE HORRIBLE "WHIZCO TOYS" TV COMMERCIAL

Author: biped

Date: May 11, 2004

by biped
5-11-04
This is the shocking TV commercial that was produced by Whizco Toys, but was never allowed to be broadcast.
Buy that fucking video game or I'll blow your fucking head off!
GULP!
Hurry up! Get a couple more, too! Now move your fucking ass up to the counter and pay for 'em! MOVE IT!
(ULP!) YESSIR!
Now say the fucking words or I'll blow your fucking head off!
THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS! If you don't buy CYBERTRONIC KILL-DROID WARRIOR ZONE right now, Whizco Toys will send a crazed, homicidal redneck over to your house to BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!