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Behind The Magic: Inside The Disney Cartoon Factory

by biped
5-12-04


	Mr. Disney, that new animator you hired keeps drawing Mickey Mouse with a big, throbbing dick.


	Oh, he does, does he? Well, that's certainly out of step with our standard policy.


	And I'm afraid that even Minnie isn't spared, sir. In fact, her dick is even bigger and -- well, "veiny-er" -- than Mickey's.


	Oh, my stars and garters, well, that will never do.


	Eddie, I must insist that you resist the urge to depict our beloved Disney characters with large, ahem, penises.


	Sure, Uncle Walt. In fact, I've already planned a cartoon where they all get their dicks chopped off anyway.

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