Dig Your Own Grave

Author: biped

Date: May 19, 2004

by biped
5-19-04
WELCOME to the "DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE" show! And now, meet our first contestant!
I'm not sure I'm clear on the rules...what happens again?
Well, sir -- basically -- you dig your own grave, and then we shoot you in the back of the head and bury you.
But...but that's awful. Why would they put on a show like this?
Well, it does sell mouthwash and deodorant, sir. And, the kids seem to like it.
Are there any fabulous parting gifts for my next of kin?