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"Ass"
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"FART! -- The Musical" part two

by biped
5-25-04


	One day, in a lurch, I was farting in church, till the horrible smell reached the pulpit...


	...and the preacher passed out, and the choir ran about, so they wouldn't continue to gulp it!


	But when farting in school, I remember the rule, that it has to be stealthy and quiet...


	...so the kids can still study, while I'm blowing my butty, till the smell starts a panic-filled riot!


	So, F-A-R-T -- deedle-dee-dee -- farting is good for your system.


	Just lock the front door, and cut farts by the score, till you're sure everybody has whiffed 'em!