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Here's what they're saying about me:

"Pretty funny, I guess"
"Not funny"
"I think you just broke my brain"
"Pretty dull"
"Single worst thing on the site"
"I found your name, comics and posts uninteresting"
"Someone please make the hurting stop"
"You can make anyone feel as though their brain had just exploded"
"You make my ass explode"
"Ass"
"I fear for the future"
"I really don't like ur comics"
A Little Toy Tricycle With A Clown On It
A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole
Amazing Deep-Focus 3D Comics
Robot Joe

Frankenbeans -- 2

by biped
6-03-04


	O, MIGHTY POWER OF NATURE'S WRATH! UNLEASH YOUR BLAZING-HOT FURY! LET YOUR LIFE-GIVING RAYS RIP THIS DEAD THING FROM THE CLUTCHES OF DEATH!


	Ehh -- not one of your better speeches, Doctor Frankenbeans.


	Well, I was up all night trying to think of something dramatic, but this darned writer's block --


	LIGHTNING HAS STRUCK! THE FIERY TONGUE OF THE THUNDERBOLT HAS SPOKEN! AND PRONOUNCED THE BURSTING FORTH OF A NEW LIFE TO TAKE ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE AMIDST THE WRITHING THRONGS OF HUMANITY!


	Are you trying to out-do me, Fritz?


	No, I like to think of myself as your "color commentator."